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STV Footage of Potential Glasgow Bidder for Newco

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Tioga River, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Tioga River

    Tioga River Member

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    I nearly choked with laughter on my dinner last night when I saw this

    What do you think the beel factor rose to among the huns? On a scale of 1-10 I'd say it probably hit 15
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    It's come out today he can't actually afford to buy Newco.

    I think anyone with a bank balance in the black could come to the Scottish press and claim they're going to buy Newco and those sycophants would print it.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    He came out in the Sun saying

    "Ah ummny a Tim"

    But he is

    <laugh>
     
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  4. eric cartman

    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    Why do they refuse to listen to RTC and the internet bampots? He told them who this guy was before it would have went to print. He even provided evidence this was a wind up yet the media still printed this. RTC is right, journalist don't like there opinion being questioned. You would have thought after craig whyte they would have learned there lesson.
     
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  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've been on a few nights out with this guy.

    In fact, I do quite a lot of business with his brother who's taken me to umpteen dinners and trips to OT and the likes.

    They're all Celtic men, but not what you'd call supporters.
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I've just registered not606 Holdings at Companies House with a view to buying out Green before the start of the season. If you want to be part of the consortium, please send proof that you meet any of the following criteria:



    • you don't have a pot to piss in
    • you have been banned as a company director
    • you have never been to Ibrox in your life
    • you have unfortunate googly eyes which make you look 'dodgy as ****'
    • you have mastered business phrases like 'front-loaded multi-million pound investment over 5 years'*
    • you tag 'I'm a Yorkshireman' onto every sentence in the belief that this adds gravitas to your bullshit
    • you have a cunning plan to rename Murray Park 'The We Hate Fenians Scientific Centre for Sporting Excellence' in a cynical bid to curry favour with the fans

    *no actual investment will be required
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I've found yer man <ok>

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  8. eric cartman

    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    I know some Nigerian royalty that are interested. Please send details of bank accounts so that we may check proof of funds to

    sports-journalist-of-the-year@we-print-any-old-****.com
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Good thinking, Batman. He also has plenty experience with HMRC. <ok>
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ...and Diddymen
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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