http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/photo-special-sturridge-signs Why is ian ayre using such a cheap biro to sign a 12million pound/60k per week contract. please log in to view this image Young Danny boy had to bring his own pen with him. thanksfully he's using our moeny well and used a platinum fountain pen..... does ayre really have to do everything on the cheap and does he ever take that jumper off?
You think that is a contract. Ayre is drawing him a map to the Kebab shop he will go and buy Ayre and Rodgers lunch from.
But Boss there's no ink in that pen, Don't get cocky on your first day, money's tight, this is just for the cameras! Ok but whats that you scratched into the table before? Er, you daft, its the team for Sunday, want you on the right against Mansfield Isn't that Brendans job, he's got his badges, Look I'm the boss, we told everyone he had a virus against QPR and look how that turned out Ahh good move Ian, think I'm going to like it here!!
You can get 50 BIC pens for £10 on Amazon. Therefore buying Carroll cost us 175,000,000 biros. Laid end to end that would reach over 25000km. Or... you could cover well over half the earth around the equator in biros with the funds used to buy Carroll. Therefore... yes we are reduced to using biros to sign Sturrisges contract.
I'm going to keep adding 0s until you tell me to stop Danny OK. Ayre's getting near the other side of the page
So is Ian Ayre in that mascots costume as well! Has he just changed in the office before his next apointment, no wonder Mr Sturridge is smiling.
So Daniel what I'm going to do is write your name on here and put the piece of paper in an envelope until the end of the season....
