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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 29, 2020.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Worth a watch this lads and lasses... wee Jimmy gets her arse handed to her here.. the mask is slipping...

     
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    I find her so up her own ass. Good on AM. hes class at calling people out when he's got the chance.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You know for a fact she's there like "****ing Englishman..."

    I am absolutely positive that she despises speaking to the BBC.

    Btw, Andrew ****ing nailed it

    "There seems to be a big gap between how you present yourself and what's actually going on in Scotland."

    Brutal.
     
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    The hatred from her towards the English is obvious. She’s a one trick pony and the sad thing is, a lot of Scots fall for her bullshit. Whichever way she dresses it up.. if the PM refuses another referendum for the Scots.. she can’t do a thing.


    Well apart from stamp her feet.
     
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  5. Rudekid

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    I hate the English
     
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    I never trusted her even when she was on Crackerjack.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You hate everyone

    I respect it
     
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    I like girls with long legs and a tight arse
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Yum

    I was working with a girl like that today, just cant divert the eyes.

    Very pervy but you only live once ini
     
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    Ditto!
    I think this is a peculiar Northumbrian thing dating back to the time of the Reivers, when Northumbrian English clan families would often join forces with Scottish clans to fight rival English clans.
    I feel like I have a closer connection to Edinburgh than London!
     
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    I'm saxon I assume you're the same
     
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    Yep that's my thing really slim birds with long legs a tight arse and just a handful of tits...
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Taylor Swift your thing?

    I personally cannot get enough of blondes, blonde hair and blue eyes is ****ing sexy
     
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    She's fit as ****

    I used to be into blondes with blue eyes, but one of them ripped out my balls and threw them away and ever since I've been in to brunettes

    True story
     
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    Ditto.
    There's a girl here at work. Late 20's, pretty with a few tattoos. She has one between her neck and the top of her nice rack, like a necklace. It's some writing but very small. I can't stare at it too long to decipher it cos she'll think I'm a dirty old perv(correct by the way) and I can't ask her what it says for the same reason. So in my brain I think it says.." I love cock".
    Is this acceptable behavior??
     
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    perfectly fine. I bet she has a target tattooed above her ass for when her fella pulls out whilst they are bucking doggy stylee.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I like her post about the Scottish qualifying for the Euros. Some scotsman simply put underneath, "get the pubs open ye tramp" <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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