One liners to help your day.... * Save the whales. Collect the whole set. * A day without sunshine is like, night. * On the other hand, you have different fingers. * I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. * 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. * 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks! Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
