Any classic lines uttered by your significant other/ex .. Few years back, I was painting my ex's Bathroom. I went to take the radiator of the wall when she shouted "Stop, you'll end up gassing us"...
My ex once asked how American cars worked... adn why our where different. I asked what she was on about... "Well, we use petrol but they use gas. Is that not dangerous!"
My ex once said 'i can hear you, I have ears like a hawk' can anyone remember the film 'Moon' about harvesting **** on the moon. she says is this based on a true story. I cut her throat at this point.
mates bird once had this conversation with herself..... "do people live on the sun?.....no of course not, cause they'd have to be made out of fire wouldn't they?" magic breasts though.