In what could easily be a daily column (but wont be 'cause I'm too lazy) I bring you news of a stupid Dundonian. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scot-suffers-horrific-frostbite-burns-2268066 I particularly like the picture of his foot.
This bloke went into a chemist and asked for a deodorant.The guy behind the counter asked him "is it the ball type you want",the bloke replied "no the one for under my arms".
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This guy went to hospital for an operation. He enquired "Will I be getting local or general anaesthetic?" The doctor replied "You can have ether" No....please don't..............I thank you..................please....................no but seriously, take my mother-in-law......please somebody take her........................
He sounds like a right soap dodger. Who puts deodorant on to cover the smell of sweat? Manky bastard got exactly what he deserved.
A blonde enters a pharmacy and tells the clerk she'd like to buy some 'bottom deodorant'. "I'm sorry ma'am," the puzzled clerk says, "but we don't sell that here." "Of course you do," she says. "I just bought some here last week." "If you still have the package, bring it in and I'll see if we have any," replies the clerk. That afternoon the blonde returns with the package. After looking it over, the clerk says, "Ma'am, this is just regular deodorant." "Look here!" the blonde says, "It's written right on the package... 'to use: push up bottom'!"
Glaswegians also in the running for "Most Stupid" title http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-24052303
