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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 26, 2019.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It's time to help out the likes of Metths and Hiag with a little bit of Sex ed.

    So where are they going wrong?

    So i've been busy and found this sex ed vid for them, i hope they get some helpful tips from it.



    Although they could have just PM'd @FosseFilberto he's been leading sex ed for over 5 decades now, from hairy beavers, to full brazilian waxes, He's da man to help us lost souls.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Leave you to the Brazilians, Camouflage ... prefer fannies that look like a grown woman ... just my thing <cheers>
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Yer mam?
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Yeah, she missed you still, it was 50 years ago mam, ffs get over it.
     
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    With you on that to be honest. I find the whole "fully shaved" thing a bit ephebophilic or worse.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    shut up haslam

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  8. haslam

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    a) I'm so glad I don't have your search history.

    b) That was purely consensual.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    In fairness mate, it's about growing up in different eras ... growing up in the 70s it was a landmark to get as far as your hand on the fur ... I understand that it's different today, but as a father of 3 girls who was more than happy to do nappy changes, baths etc I just don't get why some blokes want something similar looking ... happy to be in the minority ... give me Linda Lusardi's glorious bush any day <laugh>
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Do you have 3 girls? Never heard about it mate.

    Mind all those movies you made, you were an Icon at the time.

    Was it true you could cum on demand?

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  11. pompeymeowth

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    All off is a Hollywood, not a Brazilian.

    Some men are so inexperienced, tchoh!
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    No doubt you'll feel a bit silly when you sober up <cheers>
     
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  13. <yikes>
    Wtf?!
     
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  14. If it’s true what Bambs has been saying, he probably still can.
     
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    Why the actual **** is this ^ <yikes>

    Oh yeah, it’s Colin going on about his muff exploits ‘back in the day’ yet again <doh>
     
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  16. #fur-gate
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Oh ok @Tobes HIAG ramming Piskie in the Gary pipe gets deleted but the disgusting fat granny stays. Homophobe.

    I understand, this is not a democracy.
     
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    If you don’t like a massive hairy bush, then you’re a peado according to pube flossing Fosse <laugh>
     
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    Thought clunge commander Fosse would know that a Brazilian is a strip of hair, a Hollywood is all off.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Touched a nerve Barry? ... sorry bru <laugh>
     
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