Stuck in my head this morning is......

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TN8

TN8

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Jan 20, 2010
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......... I DONT NEED A PARACHUTE BABY IF I GOT YOU BABY IF I GOT YOU I DONT NEED A PARACHUTE YOU'RE GONNA CATCH ME YOU'RE GONNA CATCH ME IF I FAAAAAAAALLLLL DOWN DOWN DOWN

<grr> <grr> <grr>

I think i would scream this at her over and over while I mouth-****ed her til the spunk came out her nose then ram her head into a wall <ok>
 
Are you dying again Magic? <peacedove>

LR i think its just her i would mouth rape cos she's a ****ing pest.
 
Nah, just sick and my bodies ****ing aching. Got a story about somebody who's dieing though

My brothers birds pal was out in town two month ago and was walking to the taxi rank. Some guy bumped into her and was all apologetic. She never thought anything of it. She wakes up the next day and her back is killing her. She looks in her pockets and in her jacket pocket theres a note saying "sorry but you now have HIV". She went to the doctor and he confirmed she was infected and has 15 years max to live <yikes> She's only 23!!!! The guy that bumped into her stuck her with an infected needle when he bumped into her <yikes>
 
ML I've heard that one a few times but it was exposed as an urban myth.

Did it actually happen?

If so, that's ****ishness at its highest level, and not the good kind.
 
Magic <yikes>

Surely not?! She must be making that up. If somebody did that to me id ****in torture them to within an inch of their life, take their ****in eyes out and saw off their limbs, make sure they lived the rest of their life in total agony.
 
It did actually happen. I met the girl once or twice, she's mates with my brothers bird. It's pure evil, no other way about it. If it happened to me then I'd find the **** and torture him pulp fiction stylee

Blowtorch <ok>
 
I swear thats what my brother told me. He might have been talking ****e, but doubt he would about his birds mate. I'm going to ask his bird and find out for sure.

Has ML just made himself look stupid to his internet buddies...............
 
I had "It's not fair and I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean" stuck in my head for about 3 weeks, ****ing nightmare.
 
Maltese Mick said:
I had "It's not fair and I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean" stuck in my head for about 3 weeks, ****ing nightmare.
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Ah - another possible mouth rape. Although i reckon she'd be filthy so might be missing out on a cracking ride.
 
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