I see the latest nutjob to shoot up a US college has used a bow and arrow instead of the more popular gun option. http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/30/15574250-bow-and-arrow-attack-leaves-3-dead-at-casper-college-in-wyoming-officials-say I blame the new Strongbow pear cider advert.
Gotta luv the yanks. Their nutters are now figuring out new ways to out nutter their previous nutters. God bless 'em.
It would be wise in future to read the whole thread instead of jumping to conclusions from the title Yes the Yanks are mad
If the attacker is armed with a strongbow, then to make things fair the cops should only be allowed to fight back with the same weapon. Right now, I'm drinking a can of Strongbow Original (it's from a multi-buy offer at Sainsury's 3 x 15 cans I got them for £23, gotta get them in while you still can), it's quite nice and tangy and is 5% strength.
Aye, but it dusny half gie ye gas. Therefore, ah'll stop buying it and he'll stop turning up at ma hoose to drink it. *shakes fist*
You might think, from this day to next, that the cider deal may be on, but, if ye don't buy it will ye be able to say many years from now... yada yada yada
It's only about 5 years ago that foreigners started making their cider substitute, now they think they're the experts.
Strongbow gives me unbearable heartburn, the chest roastings as I like to call them. I'd imagine an arrow to the chest delivered by a long bow would be more pleasant
When I was a student I used to drink snakebite consisting of 50% Special Brew/Tennants Super and 50% Merrydown. Was sick every time. Wouldn't touch cider nowadays but do use it for cooking.
Mel is also a raging anti-semitic, as are all Australians. We Scots, we proud Scots, we battered **** oot they Nigels. We gave them a 200 year head start to give them that sense of false security. Then Willis the Bruce turned up and sent them home tae think again. Look out for the upcoming Hollywood movie: "Willis The Bruce - The Armageddon Years - Part 1"
Fs the Jocks haven't had a scrap with the Anglos for centuries. 'Oh yes nigel no nigel 3 bags full nigel'.