90mph tops? That's ok I drive faster than that in city centre. If it was 90mph minimum I'd make like a weegie and **** ma troosers.
My mate was all excited this morning about getting a ticket for Chelsea Manchester City tomorrow afternoon. He doesn't like this.........
359 miles between London and cork ball travelling at 90mph to the power of 3 divided by pythagoras. I'll be ok Dan I'll have an hour roughly to board up the windows before the ball gets here... Unless there's a time delay on the TV in which case the ball will be on its way before I see fatty kick it
What happens if he hits it and it lands on the wing of an air borne plane and then lands in your garden and bounces through the window? Might be less than na hour. I'd start boarding up now just in case.
It's getting blustery here too Jonno - hopefully we won't get the worst of it but I think it's going to be a tad severe.