Strictly Cum Dancing

I see Victoria Pendleton has been confirmed as a contestant in the next series of Strictly.

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Can't we get the spazzylympians on the show??

 

I just don't get the Pendleton hype, she'd definitely get rodgered but she's not even that pretty, and I saw a documentary with her in it and she is slightly "boiler" material.

I'd much rather slip one into Laura Trott.

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Pendleton is a freakin horror show on legs.

Laura is lovely and she is nice to speak to as well.

 

Is Laura still as lovely looking in the morning with no make-up on?

 

Perfect name for the show as well... Laura ' Fox' Trott <gay>

 

I agree VP is rather plain without the slap on but I am looking forward to her done up as she looks tasty with a bit of lippy and eye shadow. As for that Laura Trott she looks like she could get your cock & balls sideways in her gob, lovely.

 

Yes and even better with a man milk moustache, she loves that.

 

just so we are clear, they would both get it - and they would be grateful for it

 

I disagree with you tasteless ****s. Laura looks like some **** trotted on her face. VP with a bit of slap is stunning.

That aside Ah wid both.

 

They are not into little ****y boys.

 

1. they are
2. why are you so obsessed with sexuality ER - is a fluid thing these days my friend - get with the times
3. they are REALLY not into bedsits and sweat so you are out

 

****.

 

well i am

**** me er

 

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With those fit burd dancers as well, makes it ideal viewing on the Sky+ with a bit of slo mo

 

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what is that on her hand ?

 

floomf

 

thats you that is

 

will they get my dna ?

it was some shot from under the raincoat as she sped around the track.