Strictly Come Dancing

It's no bad, y'know.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/galleries/363/Ola-Jordan-strips-naked-for-her-2015-Calendar

I want to learn the routine where there's milk dribbling down diddies.

 

Doesn't matter how you dress it up or what calender pics you show, it's still f**ing s**t

Edit: Nevermind, just seen the calender pic. **** show though

 

This.

I might watch it if Christina Hendricks was on it (and onlt the bits where she was on) but otherwise only ****s, women and ****s watch it.

 

In the pre-internet-porn age, my 14 yr old self would beat off mercilously to anything on TV I could find remotely sexual - this extended to stuff like Neighbours and I specifically remember ****ing to Top of the Pops.

If my 14 yr old self had strictly, I'd never have drank or taken drugs on a Saturday night, I'd have been capitalising on the week's key plungermilking hour.

 

My 14 year old self spent his time ****ing over 9pm Friday night channel 5 films..those were the days

 

There was no channel 5 when I was 14.

 

Say what you like (and the show is the absolute dregs) but she's a nice bit of gear

 

Not ashamed to say I've bashed off to that photo shoot.

The women dancers are generally superb, although one or two average ones have crept in as others have left. The two Jip mentions plus Natalie all great.

This year's 'celebs' aren't great though. Pixie Lott and the one from the Saturdays are ok but the rest are no good at all.

 

That Aliona looks like a man.

 

There was no channel 4 when I was 14.

 

When ER was 14 they got their news from the town cryer, no ****ing channels at all.

 

^^^^^^^^ Obsessed.

 

I must be getting gay in my dotage cos I don't think so.

 

Harold loses to William at Hastings.

 

Aye, Aye.

Or not as the case may be.

 

Ola Jordan is a cute little number,