I thought it was quite witty ! Or as those 4 Liverpudlians with the daft hair cuts once nearly sang "Strawberry Fools, forever !"
I've worked with a few marketing companies, and be fair they only "tart up" your own ideas and input, so I wouldn't lay too much blame at their doors. The content and base of the ideas definitely smells of a Allam dastardly plot.
I'm gonna level with you, it made no ****ing sense at all. It was straight out of Big Verns sock drawer.
Just sheer randomness. Like a pint of Boddington's Extra Cold on a hen do. Is it referring to the company?
Evan and Dai were lost in the desert, and were dying of thirst. All at once they saw a collection of tents and market stalls in the distance. They rushed into the first and asked if they sold water. "No," replied the Arab within, "We only have custard." The men went into the next tent and asked the same question. "I'm sorry," said the second Arab, "We only sell jelly." Perplexed, the men went to the last stall in the market, once again asking if there is any water to spare. "A thousand apologies," said the Arab, "We only have sponge cakes." The men left, disappointed and a little confused. "That was weird," said Evan. "Yes," replied Dai, "It was a trifle bazaar."
Just sheer randomness. Like a pint of Boddington's Extra Cold on a hen do. Is it referring to the company? I assume it's not your 'field' of expertise.