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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Chippy / Glory, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    You all put your straw clutching theories here....
    HTH
     
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  2. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    My theory is that if you clutch at straws hard enough and long enough that the bundle of straws eventually compress and become a hardened wooden stick that you can hit people with
     
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  3. JonnyLosAngeles

    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    What is yours?
     
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  4. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    1. the girls serving in the Italian coffee shop next door secretly have fantasies about fat, unfit, and old Leeds supporters, but are too shy to tell me

    2. at this very moment, GFH are saying in a meeting "as soon as we sign with Bates this afternoon, call Warnock and tell him we want £20m spent on 2-3 players, immediately. We need it done fst to complement the 25% reduction in ticket prices we have agreed on to get gates up over 30k by January. Warnock can spend the rtest of the £100m have allocated to
     
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  5. ristac

    ristac Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Not heard that one before but I like it.
     
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  6. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    According to his twitter account, this time last year David Haigh (@haighdavid) was a Man Utd fan <ok><laugh>

    You really couldn't make this stuff up could you <applause><applause>
     
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  7. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Are you sure you are not confusing him with Elmo?
     
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  8. JonnyLosAngeles

    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    That's the other David Haigh!
     
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  9. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps he saw the light as you have and switched to Leeds United also? :wink:

    I still think you have the wrong David Haigh. Your link does not help as I see no mention of some third rate club there.
     
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  11. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    He only started tweeting about Leeds recently - one of his first tweets was back in September last year

    "David Haigh @haighdavid 18 Sep 11
    Man United 5 wins 5 matches"

    Only know this because it has been retweeted by several people today - a few Leeds fans have taken him to task about it too!!
     
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  12. JonnyLosAngeles

    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    Has he responded?

    Maybe he had a wager on them?
     
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  13. FORZA LEEDS

    FORZA LEEDS Well-Known Member

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    Yep, you're definitely on the right thread with that comment Jonny <laugh> <whistle>
     
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  14. JonnyLosAngeles

    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    Essex, someone has to keep the Millwoe chaps entertained! :laugh:
     
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    FORZA LEEDS Well-Known Member

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    Ah I see, it looked for a moment you were doing some serious straw clutching there <laugh>
     
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  16. JonnyLosAngeles

    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    I can see how someone would view it that way. <cheers>
     
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  17. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Now if you, Simon and Geo can copy and paste all your collective "Gary come and take us up the ****ter cos we love you" posts the thread will be being used as per its title.
     
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  18. JonnyLosAngeles

    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately my contribution would be zero, sorry mate! Who is Geo?
     
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  19. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    The totally irrational exodus geohagen
     
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  20. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> it would be of my opinion that he is just pulling you along for a laugh
     
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