Strapped for cash over the festive...

£35 a shot!

http://www.spirehealthcare.com/ivfscotland/treatments-and-services/sperm-donation-clinic/

 

I can't believe it! I am too old to be a ****er!

 

Result

 

be aged between 18-40 (except in exceptional circumstances)

Well, I am exceptional. I shall have to charge them more for a cup of my fellas.

 

Edinburgh ffs!!

All spunk is invalid in the junkie aids ridden capital of Europe.

 

That's why they're buying in weegie spunk at £35 a pop.

To think I knocked one out this morning for free

 

There's no point in you applying ya senile, infertile, old duffer.

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Did you not keep it in a jam jar.

 

Ive procreated. You haven't and never will. You cant get a guy pregnant by drilling him up the ****er I'm afraid.

 

Naw, I don't do that any more.

 

Hahaha, I liked the quote saying it can be very rewarding! Of course it is, you get to shoot your load and get paid 35 nicker for it, what is not to like?

 

Lol

 

35 Quid and an STD check?

Sign me up.

 

You seriously want him anywhere near your willy

 

And as much porn as you can steal

 

I'd probably just ruin the magazines for others to be honest.

 

I'm too old to donate any fresh stuff.

Luckily I've been storing it in the fridge for the last 20 years.

 

Brilliant idea. Put the next guy aff his stroke when he discovers the pages jizzed together.

 

Are there any rules about sitting in there all day? If you average about 5 ****s a day you're on a decent wage...

Why am I working?