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  1. hordenmackem

    hordenmackem Well-Known Member

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    Sitting at Atlanta airport waiting to fly home. Woke up at 4 30am to get here and for the first time in a long time I woke with wood in the pencil and now I'm gagging for a beer at 6.30am. Wtf is going on?
     
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    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Could be the last knockings <laugh> or one of them stewardesses has walked past
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    A lot of the time when you wake up with a stonk it's because you needed a piss whilst you were asleep, it's the male's way of stopping it happening apparently.

    The beer craving is probably because you're at an airport, it's the law to get pissed at an airport.
     
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    Ah that explains why I keep wetting the bed then <whistle>
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Sounds to me like you`ve caught something nasty.
    Can`t trust these foreign germs the nars.

    Have you made a will?
     
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  6. MackemInTheMiddle

    MackemInTheMiddle Well-Known Member

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    Is Atlanta stuck in the 50's and you've somehow been transported back to your youth?
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Wouldn't worry about it TBH. I am always gagging for a beer and as for the wood, just be chuffed it still points North when it has to!
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I thought we were supposed to wake up with one everyday...
     
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  9. hordenmackem

    hordenmackem Well-Known Member

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    Currently at Minneapolis and the beer craving has gone (could be because I've had about 5). As for the wood, that appears to be just a healthy interest in the beautiful women at this airport. Some crackers walking past the bar.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Well you've had 5 pints so there's probably fit birds everywhere now!
     
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    hordenmackem Well-Known Member

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    Beer goggles, what a great invention
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah, the good old ten-to-two, you go to bed with a ten and you wake up with a two.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Thats why you own a brewery.
     
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  14. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Stop drinking FFS, I've been through both those airports and never saw any fit birds.

    On second thoughts, just get bladdered and let your imagination do the rest.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Whats the jungle juice like where you are?
     
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  16. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    It must be good mate, i spent a fortune last night :)

    Nah, it's OK, can get Heineken but i stay off the local beers cos they seem a bit too gassy for my taste, plus there's all the usual spirits so no worries. They've evolved out here at last so getting imported beer isn't a problem anymore, but the local stuff used to be rank when i first started coming to Nigeria. No quality control so you could have ten pints some nights, but then go out and have two beers and be **** faced, it was just pot luck what you got.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Heinrken. That stuff seems to be everywhere. I used to drink it at one time.

    I drink Tiger light now. No hangovers.
     
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  18. mackemwelder

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    I like Tiger and normally drink that back home but my taste tends to change these days. Basically, i'll drink owt, just whatever takes my fancy at the time.
     
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