Storytime is back. The hunt for Ken bates' pen

The evil Bates's security force were kidnapping and brutally torturing those who did not believe in him....

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The Leeds fans decide it is time to revolt (no puns from the Millwall lads)

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Even ex Leeds players were up in arms

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Who can save this great Yorkshire club, and all there fans????............to be continued by you

 

Only one man was willing to stand up and take on the evil one



AGENT WARNOCK

but what could he do.......

 

Not forgetting Agent Warnocks sidekick

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Special case agent Kiss n Tel.

But (as itsalittlefurtherback said) What can they do???

 

Its 8am Monday morning, Special Agents Warnock and Kissa are hungry and decide....

 

To track and eliminate AKCJ and his crisp munching cronies from the face of the earth,just then the Leeds result came on the radio,4-1 to Leeds,bacon face`s son goes home quiet,do we carry out the mission?

 

They decide to discuss the matter over coffee at a little place run by a Leeds mod who's an absolute star...

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But no sooner had they tucked into there frothy cappuchino's......

 

Who walks in but it`s Tc and Mighty from Millwall,stay cool guys,they are all talk and no action,complete pricks it says on my dossier,their team is ****e,continue with the crap coffee.........

 

Mighty and Millwall Steve (in the background) had just polished off 17 blueberry muffins, and was hungry for more..

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Suddenly Agent Warnock recieved an email saying Snodgrass had been kidnapped by ???.....

 

scum !!!!!

 

Billy Paynter who demanded a ransom

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Not enough cream on them,so Billy had a red mist and decided to hit the minging curry houses in Bradford......

 

for the 15th time this week.

when suddenly like a shot out of the blue.......

 

it's Bradley Johnson, he was aiming for the goal but it ended up in West Yorkshire

 

Let`s get out of here men,where is the most quiet,peaceful place on the planet,somewhere we can think and plan?........er Burmondsey squeaked ynbk

 

Burmondsey he said never heard of it where is it he asked politely,,,,

Iv heard of Bermondsey but youll get no peace there,,, place is full of noisey ****ers who will..........

 

pester you to buy the Big issue, but just give them some pie'n'mash or jellied eels and they'll...........

 

.... pack your fudge relentlessly!! Why not try ......

 

Scotland where all the pubs have wi-fi so the Jocks can work from home!