Alright, the Ancelotti one was flawed from the start because Arsenal, eventually, signed a bucketload of players. So let's do this one. It involves a worldwide double dip recession finally affecting football in the year 2012, with many big name clubs affected. 1st part coming soon.
Maybe you should include the discovery of a new cheap fuel making oil redundant, meaning the sheeks go bankrupt haha
and Squallaci getting into a major car crash thus having all his bones replaced with terminator style magic metal thus making him able to run 100mph, jump 50 foo in the air, kick a ball 12 million miles an hour and push a country.
