Storm Anus

What is it with some people?

A storm with wind speeds of 100mph and you always see "some" people walking merrily along the clifftops

Madness I tell you. Madness!!

 

Maybe they were in Sheffield when the wind caught them?

 

A new Olympic Sport perhaps?

 

Does anyone remember the infamous Storm of 1987 when Bill Giles famously said "there wouldn't be a storm" the day before on the ever reliable and truthful British Buggering Corporation?

 

Nobody, but lots of people can remember Michael Fish saying it, you ****ing idiot, buddy

 

So it was, buddy.

My sincere apologies to Mr Giles.

Normally my long term memory is perfect but even I am fallible occasionally.

 

I think Ian McCaskill was my favourite. He was funny without trying to be.

 

Reassuring to see they're both wearing masks

 

****ers all of you.

I shall be in Lanzarote for the next 7 days.

Let Storm Eunice **** you up.

 

Skinny dipping with the cast of Hollyoaks?

 

It's on it's way there next

 

...and sharks.

 

...except not.

 

Some of the facia ripped off the back of my house and blew down the side and into the road. About a 10 foot length.

 

Give these lads a ring

 

New experience for me, where I come from urricanes ardly hever appen.