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Stories from A&E

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  1. ISOE II

    ISOE II Well-Known Member

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    Waiting in A&E as my son has “fell on a bottle” after a night out. Walked passed the hospital to get home but took him down straight away as you don’t know if there’s any internal bleeding. He’s chatting **** and seems ok. Hospital staff are cool as. Be here a while as he needs a scan.

    So, to pass the time, anyone got any babe pics?
     
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  2. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Hope he’s ok www.youporn.com
     
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    ISOE II Well-Known Member

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    Do I have to do it myself? Or is that meporn?
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Sorry
     
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    Don’t worry about it **** joke on my part
     
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    Went over on my ankle pissed. Forced by friends to go to a&e. X rays came back, I had broken my ankle... Many many years ago and didn't bother to get it treated. Definite old break, no records on my file <laugh>
     
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    Lad I knew in the army broke his ankle doing PT. He went to the med centre and they sent him away with a couple of brufen and some tubigrip. Still couldn’t walk on it a week later they reluctantly sent him for an x ray where the break was discovered.
     
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    My wife's uncle in Ireland, a complete daft bastard, had the garage door drop onto his head. He felt a bit off, so went for a 30 minute swim in the sea to see if the would loosen him up a bit. Needless to say it didn't. His wife made him go to the doctors, who sent him straight to A&E, where the confirmed he'd broken his neck.

    So, he had this contraption strapped round his chest with bars going up which were then screwed against his head to hold his neck in position. He was supposed to go in an ambulance once a fortnight to Dublin, at least a 3 hour journey each way, where they checked him out and tightened the bolts into his head. He got sick of this after the second time, so when the consultant wasn't looking, he pocketed the little torque wrench that he used, and from then on just gave his bolts a tighten himself and refused further treatment.

    Amazingly he's now still perfectly fine.
     
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