Stoke move up to 11th

Pulis is doing such a fantastic job we have moved up to 11th and we have not even played.

Reading dented Fulham's goal difference

 

Spurs now beating Southampton 1-0. Great day of results again for Stoke!!

Lucky, lucky Pulis!

 

I don't think so Waddo
We're still in the **** IMO lose on Monday we could be screwed.

HOW the pundits think that 40pts is SAFE is beyond me?

 

EUREKA - Plan Z.

For the rest of the season we do not play!!

It's so simple yet so brilliant a strategy, I am surprised I did not think of this before.
Like everybody else we were concerned about winning - pah!

Pulis is only concerned about not losing.

VOTE FOR ME - ONB for manager.

My platform is - NOT concerned about PLAYING.

Hurrah - you know it makes sense.

ps -bloody Wigan

 

EUREKA - Plan Z.

For the rest of the season we do not play!!

It's so simple yet so brilliant a strategy, I am surprised I did not think of this before.
Like everybody else we were concerned about winning - pah!

Pulis is only concerned about not losing.

VOTE FOR ME - ONB for manager.

My platform is - NOT concerned about PLAYING.

Hurrah - you know it makes sense.

ps -bloody Wigan

 

So good it posted twice.

 

ONB in stereo, I feel a headache coming on!!

 

I think the key game will be Villa v Wigan end of the season. I can honestly see Newcastle going down to be fair!

 

As long as we DO NOT play, we CANNOT lose.

Bloody hell guys, come ON!!! Am I the ONLY one that can appreciate the logic.

Did we play today?...........NO
Did we move UP the table?...YES


QED

 

But if you did that from the start of the season you would always be bottom.

Titanic

 

Eh?

 

Sorry thought you'd put QE2 at the end so i carried it on.

 

I thought you meant going down!

Don't start it's Sunday.

I am still applying some finesse to my unbeatable Plan Z.

So no interruptions please, it is extremely complex.

KTF and don't play

 

I'd have some more pills if I were you mate, about 8pints should do it.