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Stoke City vs Manchester United - the depressingly ****e quality match thread

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Matth_2014, Jan 27, 2014.

  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Saturday 1st february,

    Britannia Stadium,

    3pm kick off

    Hopefully we get a win there.
     
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  2. Christiansmith

    Christiansmith Well-Known Member

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    How is it a top quality match thread?
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Clicked on this hoping for top quality. Very disappointing.

    I think it's a bit arrogant to assume Cardiff at home is such a formality that you can make match threads for the weekend already.
     
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  4. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Apparently he put more effort into his threads on the Swansea forum where he was once a moderator.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    Why why why. We have even played Cardiff for ****s sake.
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    New rules Matth;

    There's a match thread for the next upcoming game (I frankly couldn't give one **** who does it).
    This gets used to talk about that match and is used the following day or so to discuss what happened/went wrong etc.

    Then, and only then, you can start a new one in which you can discuss the upcoming match and maybe reference the previous one about what you'd change, who should play etc.

    Simple really.

    Got it?
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Tut Tut Matth, not listening.

    This will reopen in the morning.

    <ok>
     
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  8. Sweats

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    See if he can break his previous record. 6 matchday threads for the Norwich game I think it was.. <laugh>
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, but that was his birthday/matchday thread, it was special.
     
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  10. Sweats

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    I'm tempted to make my own stoke matchday thread. <laugh>
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Do it.

    Tempt fate by talking about players you've never heard of and then promptly score against us.

    Again.
     
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  12. Sweats

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    So.

    Here we have it. The fixture the world has been waiting for. An epic encounter of dire hoofball not seen since agincourt.. Or at least since allardyce was at the helm of the footballing giants Bolton.

    I'm expecting both sides to play a 9-1 formation aimlessly kick a ball to the biggest player on the park. Who will promptly smash the ball into row z.


    I'm expecting some seriously rash tackles from the likes of Huth who has recently returned from his loan spell with Leeds Rhinos.

    Should see a few players in the sin bin in this encounter.

    All in all I expect to see some real dross on display. If we can score a field goal I like to see us defend that lead for the remainder of the game.

    Enjoy...


    Sorry Math. <laugh>
     
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  13. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    **** thread, no octopi or gay pics and more words in the op than matth could ever dream of.<grr>
     
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  14. Sweats

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    On my phone .. Can't do fake links or pics. .. May edit at a later date and add some pendulous tits.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I went for a win for you lot against Cardiff, I think you'll get a point against Stoke.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Good thread. Not a 'Top Quality' thread like Matth does, but good effort Sweats <ok>

    Tit's please.
     
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  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    This thread is not the quality we are used to <grr>

    I will take a 2-1 loss now
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Open.

    Have fun halfwits.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Hopefully, you don't <laugh>
     
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  20. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    As Meth Match-day threads go, this has to be the worst ever, depressingly ****e.
     
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