still bored - Monty Python

[remote]

And we demand: Another shrubbery! So we can place the second one slightly lower than this one, add a little waterfall, and create a nice rockery effect!"

 

[Xsnaggle]

you can just imagine the ref: "no one, and I mean no one, will stone anybody until I blow this whistle. Even if he does say Jehovah!!!

 

[remote]

if a few of the prima donnas had the threat of being stoned (steady on aber) they may show a bit more respect to the ref and stop rolling about on the floor.

Or better still, throw them to the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

(I wonder if that is anywhere near Trebannog?)

 

[BluefromBridgend]

Take the last turning left instead of right.

 

[remote]

Does that avoid the big hill up from Cymmer?

 

[H bomb]

You'd hope so remote. That's where the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh resides.

 

[BluefromBridgend]

Albatross, albatross for christ's sake.

Do you get any wafers?

No you don't get any f**king wafers. Albatross!!!!!

 

[snlk/poksnbn]

Is this the right thread for an arguement or is jager's?

 

[Blue Prophet]

Spam, Spam.Spam, wonderful Spam

 

[DaiJones]

If you get an email saying you could get a virus by eating choped ham & pork, delete it straight away.


It's spam.

 

[H bomb]

Is this the right thread for an arguement or is jager's?

most of the posts here are fictitious quotes from world class comedians so it could well be a Jager thread

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[Xsnaggle]

no it couldn't. There is nothing even remotely world clas about that jack-off.

 

[H bomb]

ok maybe not world class but you can't deny he's a comedian

 

[DaiJones]

ok maybe not world class but you can't deny he's a comedian

H,
A comedian is supposed to be funny, this chap is just sad.