I started the Ashes Thread because I love the rivalry between us & the Aussies. I never asked for it to be stickied - other people did. I didn't think it would generate so much interest. Aussie & that Swansea lad were top draw. Lots of great banter. I'll do a new one for the ODI series. Really can't see the problem tbh.
What's the worst bird you've ever shagged? Mine was a right trotter from Grantham, she begged me to go down on her but her house was a tip so I couldn't I just porked her and pulled my trousers up and ran off, but I forgot my wallet, so had to go back and knock on her door. I made out as if I was a **** and came to apologise, ended up having to lick her snatch to get my wallet back, otherwise she'd have never let me in to get it back. Smelled like a fishmongers bin on a hot day. #StickySituations
Nee problem fella, I was just using it as an example of a thread so successful it didn't need to be a sticky.
Are you still crying cos the thread isn't a sticky? 1102 replies since july 6th. whats that over 7 weeks.....A good thread on the open board can create 2-3 hundred in a day. You'll get over it mate. Billys gonna do a ODI thread, so normal service can continue.
Nah Philippino brother! Just fishing and snagged a ****! My point being, you have a whinge comm, and the mods drop there dacks that's all! Continue with your normal service mate!
just moved back to sunderland and i pulled giant haystacks fatter sister. my gawd it was ****ing rank! major mistake and took her back to my place. She nicked my keys and it took me a week to get them back. Had to go round her house and have tea with the parents before she would gimme the keys back. The overwhelming thing i remember was she smelled of quorn sausages and rabbit ****!
