Steven Taylor in Continued 'Useless Bastard' Shocker

Honestly, what's the point? Such an embarrassment:

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spor...0109781?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter


Hang on a minute...Haidara and Colback injured as well? Things might finally be looking up lads.

 

Bloody Hell. Useless.

Didn't realise he was 29 (probably 30 by the time he plays again - if at all ).

Time to make some use out of him and turn him into glue.

 

his injury record must make shocking reading. I long for the day we can improve players using robotic prosphetics (prosphesis?) or some similar thing, we have suffered far too long.

 

Hmmm Bionic Man in goal, Robocop in defence, Terminator CM and Darth Vader in attack. Like it!

 

youre forgetting who we are obi my good man, we would end up with this guy marshalling the defence

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Steve " Sicknote " Taylor out yet again for at least 2 months following a hamstring op ( and that's just with training. not playing )

 

With his brains and tactical skills along with the speed, strength, agility and relentless stamina of the others mentioned, we'd be unstoppable.

 

Embarrassing and now beyond a joke. He really is worthless. Must have cost us an absolute fortune in treatment costs and wasted wages. Could have bought someone decent with all that cash.

 

thats the thing really a bunch of pricks . who will gamble on players that have a history of injuries season after season ..

the mans got great effort i must say ..but whats that when you cant even get yourself on the pitch to start with ....


it was always going to happen with this player ..im afraid

 

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I was thinking we need a bit of force up front. Little and large has worked well before.

 

And he's thick as pigshit too!!!

 

He is good at acting though.

 

Turkey ws talking about YOU Albert.

 

There must be something physiologically wrong with him. Hasnt played more than 25 games in a season for last 5years and most were less than 15. Guess the reason we have stuck with him is that its never been the same injury although teo hamstrings and two shoulders. Maybe he injures his shoulder reaching down to check his hamstring.

 

One of the times he simultaneously pulled his shoulder and hammie while pretending he had been shot by a sniper to convince the ref he hadn't handled the ball on purpose.

 

Is he trying to replace Shola as the most worthless plastic geordie in the clubs history? Another player who should have been plying his trade in the Championship YEARS ago.

It's astonishing that the owner/board at this club somehow thinks we're going to stay in the division with the likes of Saylor in or around the first XI!!! Laughable!

 

I wish you ****ers had told me about him earlier. I have him as deadweight in my fantasy football team ffs.

Also whats happened to nev and tommytoon? Has shteve really made them that upset they cant visit anymore?

 

Nev has been extremely busy at work. He runs a people smuggling business in the Med and this year has been a bumper one to date.

 

I'm absolutely shocked, I thought Schteve and his team had finally sorted all our injury problems...

As much as I think Haidara is useless, its a slight concern him and our only cover Colback are injured , but yeah I get the sentiment.

Maybe we have a youngster to try.

 

You should ask him to smuggle a few of those young african prospects in. Surely one of them can be better than haidara