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Steven Hawking.................

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    goes out on a blind date.

    He returns home with a broken arm, a black eye , two broken ribs and two broken ankles.

    His mate asked him what happened.


    Hawking replies:

























































    "She stood me up"
     
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    **** sake <laugh>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dev, go home
     
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  7. Gambol

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    Yer, kiddin . That's his best joke in years. <laugh>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Soon, soon.




    What's the only part of a cabbage you can't eat?






















    The wheelchair.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    I must say that's a bit of a backhanded compliment <huffy>
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

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    True, doesn't make it good though <ok>

    <grr> I used to get called cabbage at school
     
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  11. Gambol

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    Ye ruined it with yer second joke. <laugh>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What with the tumour we may well be calling you cabbage again. <laugh>
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

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    Because you are wheelchair enabled?
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    Oldie but goody
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

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    Consider it done.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Less fortunate my chookies.


    The ****'s loaded and he's got his pick of the violent birds <ok>
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    And he's the best ventriliquist going <ok>
     
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  18. Gambol

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    But they don't know that.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

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    Hawking's a pretentious **** anyhoo, what's that fake American accent all about?
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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