What's the chances of Kenny Miller starting on his own running aboot in circles while a £20m partnership of Rhodes and Fletcher warm the bench? Still no Commons but, hey, one step at a time.
If he plays Miller, after picking Rhodes and Fletcher, and we lose or draw against the Gary Speed Memorial Squad then the shoogly peg his jacket has been on will become fully dislodged.
Not really. If he plays Fletcher and we don't get a result against Wales, he'll get pounded for leaving Commons out.