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Stereotypical Old Firm Fan

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by DevAdvocate, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Give yourself a score out of 10 to see how much of a stereotypical fan you are:

    Celtic Fan

    Are you:

    1:Interested in Ireland and it's History even though you are Scots
    2:Unemployed
    3:From Irish Parentage
    4:Roman Catholic
    5:A Wife beater
    6:paranoid
    7:A Labour voter
    8:Named Declan
    9:The owner of at least 3 Celtic shirts (one Green and Ghrey)
    10:A Prod hater


    Rangers Fan


    Are you?

    1:A bigot
    2:A Unionist
    3:An XXL shirt size
    4:In the Ludge
    5:A Tory voter
    6:protestant
    7:Named Billy
    8:A Wife beater
    9:Interested in Ireland and it's History even though you are Scots
    10:Keen on Police assault


    I score zero.
     
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  2. harryhood67

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    I score 2 , keep the two to myself though !!!!
     
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    That's only fair harry.
     
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  4. RebelBhoy

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    **** off and support the Jags then<ok>

    what is a pass mark?
     
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  5. RebelBhoy

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    You Lib Dem bastard......

    or

    You SNP Bastard.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

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    There's no "pass" mark per se Reb, the lower the better I suppose, if only to prick the bubble of morons who actually believe most of us are like this in reality. It's a collection from memory of some of the insults I have seen in the past on forums like this.
     
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  7. RebelBhoy

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    I'm a 3 then. I'll need to work a bit harder
     
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  8. harryhood67

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    All our Rangers friends !!! Wont enter into this thread , embarrassed that they score 8 or 9
     
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  9. harryhood67

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    Or should that be proud !!!
     
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  10. RebelBhoy

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    careful wifebeater<ok>

    It would be terrible if you found out you were a Hun <wah>
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Honestly 2, 3 if the wife needs a hide in <ok>
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Can we mix and match between the 2? you know like a pick'n'mix? just curious
     
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  13. RebelBhoy

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    You're one of us Michael.

    [video=youtube;_f2eEhH2ktI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f2eEhH2ktI&feature=related[/video]
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I scored one and a half. Irish parents and I think all Irish people have a wee dose of paranoia. Which can be healthy. Out of interest Dev, how many did you scoure on the Gers list?
     
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  15. Admiral Pure

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    I score 10 on both. I'm a confused soul <ok>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    2 <laugh>
     
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  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I score 2 on the sellick list, but I'm paranoid about everything, staying next to travellers will do that too you.
     
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    <UnionistProdBastardMuir>

    <laugh>
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    1:A bigot - check
    2:A Unionist - check
    3:An XXL shirt size
    4:In the Ludge
    5:A Tory voter
    6:protestant
    7:Named Billy
    8:A Wife beater
    9:Interested in Ireland and it's History even though you are Scots
    10:Keen on Police assault - check

    3 for Nev. working saturday again? what a ****er. well thats what happens whjen you spend aw yer wages on betting. <reformed>

    coulb maybe be 4. I'm from a proddy background but was brought up by sensible people ie athiests
     
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