Read it this morning It's the only way to reduce the amount of ****ters in the capital. Move it to another city
Oh Alisdair darling, another shortbread with your creme de menthe? Edinburgh - The gayest Capital City in the world.
It's pretty clear that any success Edinburgh ever enjoyed was a couple of centuries ago. In the last few years, they've achieved only abject failure. From the parliament building which went massively over budget to the clusterfuck that their tram 'system' has become, they can't seem to do anything right. The city is a magnet for incompetent cretins. Just look how the 2 banks which were based in the city bombed and had to be bailed out with public money. It's time the capital was changed to their more energetic, forward-looking and competent rival on the West coast.
Embra's full of aussies, queers n trannies... And don't forget the hovels of Leith, Wester Hailes, Granton, Sighthill etc (I only know these names due to Irvine Welsh)
Does it matter Capital city is just where the Head Shortbread Baker sits his fat interfering arse and threatens to jail us all for swearing Move it to berwick, **** probably thinks its still Scottish, and close the border
Top tourist attractions in Edinburgh: a camera obscura and a paving stone you can spit on. Fun times.
