It's not worth the hassle, he says. Who on earth would want to go abroad, he asks, in the new Visit Britain ad. According to his interminable tweets, the ****er's rarely in this country. If he's not filming in New Zealand, America or the jungles of Borneo, the ****'s having a nervous breakdown in Bruges. I can assure all my fans that Big Bad John will be holidaying in the Valleys as usual this summer. Visit Wales have my agent's number if interested.
I'm guessing that Jamie and Louise Rednapp don't go on their holidays with Thompson...... Oh and that Doctor in the cancer ad who says "I don't mind how you tell me you've got problems having a dump - just tell me" - I bet he goes home to his missus and says "if one more **** tells me about their bowel movements I'll swing for them"....
When I heard the advert state "No Euros" as part of it's argument to stay at home I thought to myself I bet that stopmeandslapme is sitting nodding his head in agreement right now.
Bolt doesn't have savings. He doesn't even earn money from sprinting. When the race is about to start, his coach simply barks like a police sniffer dog and Usain does the rest
What annoys me about him is the fact that he will never admit that he was a drug addict due to being weak. He says that he has a disease that makes him take cocaine or some ****. Man should stfu.
****! I had a nice little holiday cottage in them valleys once upon a time. Then those bastrad sons of Glendower (sp) paid a visit. Gog scumbags
Every time I say Stephen Fry's picture I think of when he was a young 'un and ****ed off with someone's credit card and did time for it. Rehabilitation of Offenders did him well then.