step brothers

Nev, I'm considering coming into work on the 31st with a Hitler mowser. Just now I'm looking like a young Tom Selleck.

All this brokeback chat reminded me of Lifes Too Short last night

 

put him in the bin

 

I watched the 3 episodes of that last night on iplayer, I'm still trying to work out why 2 dwarves mock arse riding looked so funny, but it did!

 

I was pissing myself at that monaco.

 

You see the episode last week? Johnny Depp put him in the toilet to prepare him for his character escaping through the sewers

His falls out the jeep are brilliant

 

[video=youtube;cNCOhWaaO_E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNCOhWaaO_E[/video]

 

Was it the first episode with Liam Neeson when he was doing the improvisation thing with Gervais? What seems to be the problem? I've got full blown AIDS I caught from an African prostitute!!

 

every scenario he came up with involved him getting AIDS

 

"I'm riddled wit it"


I've shagged Neeson by the way.

 

I've played Spartacus, Oscar Schindler and Zeus for gods sake, you think anyone will believe I'm a greengrocer?

 

Hahaha and when Gervais pretends to walk in the greengrocer's door, Neeson says, "sorry we're closed!"

 

hahahaha

 

I told the director I was the right man to play oscar schindler because I'm good at making lists