Woke up with a black eye. Not a big one but one of those really dark ones. Took me a couple of hours to remember playing slap for slap at five oclock this morning and I slapped her, yes her, too hard and she hit me a dig on the eye and her ring caught me. Also have a very sore sensitive shin which has zero bruising. She must have toe poked it. There's me not going to the parent teacher meeting on Wednesday. Just say no kids.
