Status Quo

me meeting rick parfett

 

Rick Parfitt.

Parfitt, from the old French Parfite.

Typical, hypocritical Leave voter.

 

Did he not just have a heart attack, like 5 days ago? Seems to have made a quick recovery.

 

I thought this was going to be a thread about why you voted Leave.

 

he voted Leave because he's spastic

what's your excuse?

 

Pretty similar i suspect.

 

I'm too spasticated to manage to vote, I am below spastic.

 

Got your arse handed to you this morning so try look smart on a ******ed poster's thread,just saying

 

Did it work?

 

Nup

 

I got a freebie this day I said my uncle taught u lot how to play and got backstage pass lol

 

Did yer uncle have 3 fingers on each hand?

 

Yes cos the other 3 were stuck up some nearly deed **** pop tart.

 

no but he taught them how to play so anyway I went up to the ticket kiosk in the palace 2 years ago I think it was and said to the manager excuse me can I have word with security the bloke came over with radio and said can I help u I said my uncle taught u lot how to play is their any chance getting a freebie?he then radioed to francis on stage and he allowed me in ,I then had to come back at 7 and the rather fit blonde crumpet let me in around the vip section that night I met the whole band and met old timers like simply red mick hucknall who was a bit over weight I must say and lost some hair

 

Very informative. Does your uncle still teach guitar? I am having trouble with my barre chords (short fingers)

 

I feel the originally proposed title of "Up the Dirtpipe" would have been more successful