Player with worst minutes to goal ratio (strikers who have played 50+ games in premiership) is....................................................Daryl Murphy. 4 goals in 3186 minutes. I cant be arsed doing the maths but it looks pretty sh!t. (best was Javier Hernandez by the way) source bbc sports and not my own geeky calculations!!
He's not very good like.. Needs to place the ball more precisely. He'll miss his chance to see some golden globes. please log in to view this image
a player in the championship who (if he could be bothered) would dominate over a defence, however those performances were few and far between. His best moment in the prem was when he scored in the 3-1 win over bolton yonks ago, we we're hanging by a thread, the ball was cleared and he took it down, went past two players and rounded the keeper, awesome goal.