Star Wars Despecialised and the Machete Order

Apologies in advance for the Star Wars thread.

You can now order off t'internet a "Star Wars Despecialised" boxset.

It's on blu-ray but it's only 720p and it's been painstakingly stitched together to edit out the new bits and include the original cut in (low) HD.

Han shoots first, Nyub nyub is still in it - it sounds like a geek's dream.

But, while I'm waiting for this to be delivered, there is, apparently a new especially geeky order in which to watch the Star Wars films and this is being called Machete Order.

It's IV, V, II, III, VI

The following is a lengthy blog about why this is the best way.

http://static.nomachetejuggling.com/machete_order.html

That's it.

You can go about your business*




*Reading posts from a warped ****wit about the Orange walk he's going on tomorrow

 

I understood **** all of this ...

 

This is me trying to rescue my image from the last thread...


...and the child abduction threads <lostcause>

 

Didnae work - just makes you look liek a bigger *****!

 

Aye, but now with our insight into your childhood we have a better understanding of the reasons.

 

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bag `o ****e.

 

When Mrs Diccus gets treated to a candlelit dinner, she gets to marvel at this beauty:

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ffs you can get Nexus for £4.25!!

 

So, just to clarify. A long time ago in a galaxy far away... The Death Star broke your glasses, they then had to be held together with the " force" of some tape while your father beat you....but was he really your father ? Then you met two homosexually entangled robots called R.U.R.C and C.U.P.P, who introduced you to princess Layher, who was your sister - not that you could have been expected to know that when you shagged her - then some **** called Hand Solo flew you to the planet Motherwell where you have both fitted in and lived happily ever after ?

 

Kind of.

Except the sister bit

 

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