Stairs

I'm fine when going down the stairs but going up the stairs sometimes makes my legs tired.

Weird.

 

nice thread arse breath

 

I'm alright crossing A roads and little streets but when crossing motorways like the M62 I always get scudded.

 

That's only because you have wee legs.

 

Attention seeker.

Have you been drinking at work today?

 

Nah, sober today. It sucks being sober at work, the day seems to pass really slowly.

So what if I'm an attention seeker? I don't get any attention at home so I need attention from my best internet pals.