Good evening chaps, I'm off to a 'stag-do' in July in the fine city of 'Vilnius' - couple days. We're off shooting kalashnikovs or driving tanks or something during day, but I have a few questions: 1) Anyone been to Vilnius and got any recommendations 2) What should I avoid? 3) Any good ideas to **** over the stag? 4) Are you allowed to get on a plane drunk anymore? 5) Any good stories. Tarrah.
put the stag in a crate and ship him off somewhere depends how 'drunk' you are Don't shoot the metal gun thing at another person
1) The museum of genocide victims sounds a barrel of laughs. 2) See 1) 3) http://www.stagweb.co.uk/bestman/stag-do-pranks.asp 4) No. And anyone who does should be shot. No exceptions. 5) The Brothers Karamazov.
I don't understand why people pay to go away to these E European places because they think a beer for 2 euros is awesome, after paying for parking, flying, then doing absolutely nothing cultural at all, just get pissed and shave the grooms eye brows off. The local constabulary, and local mafia btw, are less tolerant than in other closer places too... That said, no, do not even think about getting pissed before or during the flight. There's no route of appeal, you'll be kicked off, or arrested when landing, and you do NOT want to be arrested at the other end. Try to spend SOME time sight seeing, it's a beautiful city. Don't shave the groom's eyebrows off, he'll look like a twat and his bride will stop you playing with him. I'd recommend (obviously not on the stag) painting Help and Me on his wedding day shoes. Photographed a wedding once with that, and it was ****ing hilarious. They spent a fair while knelt at the alter too. Good story? I enjoyed many years ago the Thomas Covenant series, and I also enjoyed L Ron Hubbards Mission Earth Series too.
Are we sure about this? I went to Riga on a stag and 2 hours before the flight back we found one of the party spasticated drunk in the urinal of the toilet. We shook him up but he still looked like a smackhead then literally had to carry him through the airport, he only got through check-in by leaning on the others in the party otherwise he wouldve fallen over and then he sang at the top of his voice for about the first 20 mins of the flight. All while carrying used bullets in his pocket. He was warned about his behavior but that was it. On a wider issue, I've always wondered why the aim of the man activities is, to quote Walter, "**** over the stag", when the women try and give her the nicest day ever?
Haven't been to Vilnius, but have shot guns in Europe on a stag weekend. Probably best not to be too pissed before that either! Partly because it is possible to accidentally kill someone, which tends to be frowned upon even though it would make for a great story in the best man speech ( as long as he wasn't the dead one) and partly because they don't like it and given their job they tend to be fairly ****ing scary! As someone else said I've never really understood the desire to **** over the stag...seems stupid to me, but maybe I'm just boring. Slightly embarrassing him would do for me ( last one was made to arrive at the airport and travel dressed as a Ryanair stewardess...they didn't seem to mind that) My only advice would be to enjoy yourself
I was on a pretty tame stag do last week. Lost most the money i had at a Casino in Leeds & nobody could be arsed to agree on where to go after. Plus, we had to share our hotel with some fundamental Christian girls who believed "men were leading women into temptation" i over heard one say when i had a kip in the lobby. The day at the Cricket made up for it. I don't see the problem with buying loads of shots for the Stag or making them wear fancy dress. You see that a lot at weekends anyway. As long as you don't chain him up to a lamp post & leave him with no trousers on it's fine by me.
I love Leeds, it's a ****ing brilliant night out now, but it's a **** destination for a stag do. They don't let groups of lads in anywhere other than the very ****test places. And by groups of lads I mean more than 2. Seriously. It's damn near impossible to have a "lads night out", all the best s[pots are mixed groups only. I dont know why so many come here on stag dos.
I know. Leeds is a good night out normally. We went from one end of Leeds Centre to another trying to find a decent club/ bar. We tried staggering people in small groups to get in but the bouncers were wise to us.
Even the new 'casual' places like Belgrave Music Hall - which is ****ing immense and probably the best bar in Leeds now - wont lets in groups of lads. The bouncers really do have a sixth sense regarding this and the only choice is to either get in really early ie 7pm and stay in all night or go to the **** bars.
My stag was in leeds a couple years ago and it was great. Did that 'bubble football' thing during morning which was quality and my mate knows some of the managers of the bars down call lane and had got pre-permission for us all to enter beforehand - but I agree on a normal night out you have to try every trick in the book to get in places in Leeds. We usually pair off and follow girls in like we're with them.
What was wrong with the 70's stag do eh? A few quiet pints in your local followed by a boogie with the fine young fillies in Malcolms discotheque, end the night with firm, manly handshakes, a pat on the back and best wishes for the morrow ........... plus the obligatory ''mystery meat'' carpet burger from a septic handcart outside the ABC. Your ****in' Vilnius won't match that!
