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Off Topic Stag Nights !

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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    <peacedove> Let us know funny things that happened at your stag night or your friend's
    or relation's stag night
    My friend's Stag Night.
    We got him drunk and arranged his former girl friend to sleep on the same bed with him.
    When he woke up he was embarrassed, though they did not had sex.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Off to London for my Brother in Laws stag next month.
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Hes getting married despite already being married to your sister? <yikes>

    wales is a strange place...
     
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  4. The stag do I went on recently, the stag wore a mankini. He's not exactly "eye candy" for the ladies either <laugh>
     
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  5. Garlic Klopp

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    Had my stag do at Mr Smiths in Warrington, (a few of my mates were in the team that ran the door). 40 of us on a coach, cheap hire from another mates firm. I was obviously ratted so they stripped me, threw all my clothes out the window of the coach and handcuffed me to the upright bar on the coach door. Then did laps around Warrington town centre with the front doors of the coach open. When the coach was on its third trip past Mr Smiths it stopped at the lights and a policewoman came over and said "I think we've all seen enough now, get off home"

    Most embarrassing part was getting dropped off 1/2 a mile from home still naked and having to ring the doorbell at home as my keys had been thrown away with my clothes, my Mum answered and was not pleased as I apparently stood there naked and said "Guess what happened to me" before passing out on the doorstep.
     
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  6. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Think that's what you meant to say......although it is Wales as Biscan has pointed out!
     
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  7. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Brother in laws can be younger or older brother to your wife not married lovgonzo is right
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

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    At least it wasn't your mother in law that opened the door <ok>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <confused>
     
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  10. Unless it's his Mrs' brother of course <doh>
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Shhhh
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I thought that was clear but hey who knows what some of the nuts on here think. <whistle>
     
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  13. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS SYAG NIGHT
    http://www.sickchirpse.com/the-most-outrageous-stag-do-stories-ever/

    By @JOEdotie
    An outraged fiancée's public hotel complaint has gone viral overnight after the Waterford establishment gave an emphatic reply.
    Though both the complainant and the hotel's Facebook have since deleted any trace of their interaction, the original complaint and its subsequent response have been screengrabbed and can thus be shared with you this morning.
    The original complaint came from a fiancée who planned to go on "every radio station" and have her partner and his stag party's attendees share their stories after their stay at Treacys Hotel Waterford led to their deposits being withheld the following morning. Here's how she eloquently put it:
    "My partner of 10 yrs had his stag do in waterford last nite at dis hotel 17 men went dwn 1,120€ which was paid b4 arrival...wen d arrived ystrdy dis hotel asked dem 2 pay anoda 50e 4 a overnite deposit which d were guarnteed 2 gt bk nxt morn...d didnt gt netin dat was ment to b include in dere package...no finger food no round of shots no breakfast no deposit bk i think dis hotel was trying to earn some easy cash ,im going ta go on evry radio station nd get all dem boys to gv dere comment nd let evry tourist i know from my job all about dis sceeming hotel ...700€ is alot of money 2day smalls claim court i think...."
    And in case you need an English translation of that message, here's one from Brummytom of Boards.ie:
    "My partner of 10 years had his stag do in Waterford last night, at this hotel. 17 men went, paying €1,120 before arrival. When they arrived, the hotel asked them to pay another €50 as an overnight deposit which they were guaranteed to get back the next morning. They didn't get anything that was meant to be included in their package...no finger food, no round of shots, no breakfast, no deposit back. I think this hotel was trying to earn some easy cash - I'm going to go on every radio station and get all of the attendees of the stag do to share their stories, and inform every tourist I know from my job about this scheming hotel ...€700 is alot of money today. Small claims court I think..."
    Having somehow made their way through the original post without scalding their eyes, Treacys replied in a very polite fashion, mentioning that they would not divulge the full details of the night publicly.
    "I would not like to disgrace people on the internet so if you could so kindly send me your phone number in a private email I will let you know the facts of the night," wrote a poster from Treacys. "Then I am sure you will remove these comments".
    With seemingly no reply forthcoming, Treacys decided that they could no longer allow their name to be dragged through the mud and went public with the full reasons why no deposit was given back - namely, a "lady" being brought back to the hotel room, a smoke alarm being set off at 1am, noise complaints at 5am, the removal of the "lady" at 6.30am and lastly, an incident whereby a "member of the party jumped the reception counter to physically hurt a member of staff."
    Gardai were called twice during the night and as Treacys mentioned to put a final, emphatic stamp on the events to the complainant, "We have footage of all the night's events." Take a look at the full interaction between the two below
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I wouldn't recommend the same venue now. It burned to the ground 3 weeks ago <laugh>
     
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  15. Garlic Klopp

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    I saw that. Hadn't it been just bought by the council to become a "youth drop in centre". Now it will be a valuable cleared site to sell to a developer to build a block of flats.
     
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  16. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    When stag nights go wrong
    No longer are the nights of having a stag or hen party involving a couple of drinks in your local. Now they have to be some full blown mad affair that usually involves some crazy drunken antics. Most of the time it turn out ok but every so often something terrible happens and here is a few of them .
    One stag party in Scotland made the classic mistake of actually having the stag night the night before the wedding.
    This mistake was quickly realised after the group got the groom so drunk on whiskey and various shots that they put him on a sleeper train to lands end with nothing for company but a blow up doll and £80. Needless to say the bloke woke up miles away from the wedding and so it had to be cancelled; even worst the bride broke up with the guy on principle.
    A generally ordinary stag do in Southampton went wrong after the grooms brothers (returning from a ordinary night of clubs and bars) returned to the hotel they threw the groom into a bath full of ice cubes with handcuffs on. Laughing at their brothers scream of pain they then left the room with the intention to return after a drink and let him out. However the one drink turned into two, two into three and three into passing out till the morning.
    When they awoke they found there brother completely blue and suffering from extreme hypothermia – luckily the brother survived the cold reception.
    Probably the most heinous story of stag night pranks is the one that took place in the Alps.
    As the wedding was taking place in the Alps amidst a holiday of skiing and winter sports, the stag group decided to play a prank on the groom by getting him absolutely rat arsed and then getting their doctor friend to put a fake cast on the man’s leg.
    When the groom woke up he was convinced by his friend that he had broke it the night before thinking that they could come clean just before the wedding. As time went on none of the group wanted to tell him and so the groom had to order new trousers to fit around the cast and went ahead with the wedding photos and all with a cast on that he did not need.
     
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  17. Radio Klopp

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    I went to a mate's stag do in some wee pokey village near Sligo on the west coast of Ireland years ago.

    It was off season so we (about 20) had the hotel to ourselves and the landlord was happy for us to spend the whole weekend in the bar drinking ourselves and himself into a stupor. He got that pissed on the 1st night that he left us to our own devices behind the bar and went to bed. Not a good idea.

    Needless to say, things got way out of hand and finally the gardi arrived to put an end to our festivities.

    As we sat trying to pretend to be civilised we noticed the gard had arrived in his PJs with his coat over the top of them.

    How none of us got arrested for the ensuing 'banter' I'll never know.
     
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