Stag do

Now that I've ruined my mates dream stag do to vegas it's been decided that Barcelona is the destination. Easyjet flights for 70 quid, no bad.

What's it like ****os? Never been

 

never been mate, mrs has been and raved about it

 

is that where they've told you they're going B? bet they're still off to vegas you social leper

 

****, never thought of that.

My "mates" are bastards.

 

Thanks for all your help lads

 

Did you really get the knock back from the US because of criminal convictions?

 

Never even tried mate. The best man just tore on with the barca idea.

Exonerated

 

You ever remember the Anglo-Italian Cup during the 90's?

Played between sides in Serie B & the English Championship?

It got dropped after a few years because of all the violence involved - check out Birmingham V Ancona The italian physio punched a Birmingham player, there were mass brawls on the pitch, in the tunnel, court cases after & riots in the town between the fans.

This bloke I know of once got nicked over there & was deported & banned for 10 years of ever going to Italy........few years later his kids were grown up & didn;t want to do the family holidays so his mrs suggested they have a holiday together somewhere quiet & nice like Italy

Every summer she wanted to go to Italy so he had to improve the destination so she wouldn't be let down & would spend ****loads going to the carribean