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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Off to Bristol this weekend for my pal's stag do. I'm his best man and theres about 18 of us going. We're doing the full weekend and finishing by watching the Toon game on Sunday. Got the usual novelty craic lined up, no naff dress code though cos I've heard the doormen have a habit of rejecting large groups of lads.

    Thing is, has anyone heard of any good/unusual ideas that I might not have thought of? It's going to be a quality weekend reardless but it would make sense to ask round in case anyone comes up with something special!

    Fire away!

    Edit: Everyone seems a bit skint so money may be a problem!
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Get him hammered, take off all his clothes, write something embarrasing on him and then tie him to a lampost for a while.
     
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  3. Aldridge_Prior

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    I won't rule that out tbh...
     
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  4. Cal.

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    Get him drunk, get another girl's name tattooed on him.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Go out on a lads night out.

    Get the groom to be rat arsed, wrap him in a blanket and put him on a train to Newcastle.

    Should get the day off to good start.
     
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    Cheers Cal.

    Anything that won't get me banned from the wedding?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Now that would be harsh!!
     
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  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> love this!!!
     
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    Kill him -_-
     
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  10. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Shave his eyebrows off and shave NUFC into the top of his head.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    That would be unexpected and original, I'll give you that...
     
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    After a year or two he might be wishing you had!
     
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    Well funnily enough it's two months before his wedding and I'm sure his missus was worried about us doing that so she made him book it with plenty of time to grow them back just in case!
     
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    Haha well I can't really say that cos he's been with her nearly 10 years! I know him because she was an old school mate but we've been mates for years now.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    We need something he can take into the wedding then, something to remember. Get one of those massive holes in his ear that the hardcore ****ers get, they usually fill it with an ear ring, so either way he will look stupid. Either a huge black ear ring or a massive hole in his ear.
     
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    Sweet as sugar before they get the ring on but change quickly once they've got it.
     
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    5-a-side football always a good time killer during day time...
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    Get the names of the team tattooed on his dick and at least in years to come she'll be able to say she's had the whole team inside her.
     
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    Go to the massive gala casino (hopefully win loads of money!), then go to a strip club (always lose loads of money)

    they sort of cancel each other out

    nothing to do with luck! Its how drunk you are when you do it!
     
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