I'm best man at my mates wedding in June but I'm offshore right up until a couple of days before it so we're stagging him when I get back onshore. Anyone organised one before? I was thinking just hoors and coke but not very imaginative is it? Any ideas are welcome.
**** knows, i believe you can get wasted anywhere. for mine i'm just getting destroyed in inverness on the fri then off to the arse end of nowhere (best mans dad is head gamekeeper on an estate) do some fishing then bonfire/bbq/beer/guns/quads in a random glen, clays hungover on the sunday not a typical one but should be good
Cheers LR, I'd love to do something like that, sounds an ace laugh. But I only really found out about this the week before I came out here and he's coming up from Edinburgh the weekend I get home. I've got **** all time to organise something proper. Think it'll be a drink and drug fuelled weekend with some strippers/whores thrown in. One of my mates and his wife run the biggest escort agency in Aberdeen, I will hopefully get him to do me a deal. ****ing beautiful lassies like but not a brain cell between them. What brain cells they had have been replaced by cocaine. You do realise you’re probably going to end up naked and tied to a tree in the back o’ beyond with some hungry deer nibbling on your freezing extremities don’t you?
Sounds ace fun. My mate keeps on at me about doing it from Inverness to Fort William on a boat this year.
My mates Aunt and Uncle own the Cromarty Arms Inn, well the last time I was in Cromarty they did. But that was 2001. Me and him did our work experience in school at Dolphin Ecosse. Was a piece of piss, painted their boat for two days then got to spend the rest of the week ****ing about, playing pool and on the Friday some Yank had hired the boat for a Champange and Shrimp lunch trip. So we got to drink free Champange and watch some Dolphins. My best mate was made to do cleaning duties as the Sports Centre...... ****s scrubbing toilets whilst we're quaffing Champange and shrimp....nae luck.
Guy I know was playing football in Cromarty a few years ago, and after the agme, they were all in the pub . He said, in a fairly loud voice to another one of the team " They spend thousands of ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâãs on the pavements here, and the thick ****s still walk on the road". Just at that point the pub had gone quiet. He almost had to get a Police escort out of the place
Can't really do anything that involves leaving Aberdeen now. Too much hassle trying to organise folk to go somewhere from out here. Plus my mates are a bunch of lazy, useless ****s who aren't interested in doing anything other than pubs or parties.
If it's just going to be a pub crawl type thing, then you could hire a smurf please log in to view this image
****ING GENIUS. I actually know a website that does midget hire. There is one who is a "Stand-up Comic" I'd love to heckle him and say "How are you a stand-up comic? You're barely standing"
As soon as i saw that picture of the smurf i knew a brum joke was coming Ps on the issue of dwarfs im sure Ricky Gervais has stole my idea from here. He is writing a tv show about based around a central character is a dwarf. Im sure i posted on here about doing this very thing and how funny a sit com could be with a dwarf as a main character - the stopry possibilities are endless So be careful of posting any ideas on here lads- gervais is watching - the ****
Gervais stole a load of stuff for the Office from Operation Good Guys. He's a fanny who is quite funny but not the genius people claim. Anyone seen his Simpsons episode? It's ****ing terrible, one of the worst episodes they've done and there are over 400 of them!
Day 1: Hit Edinburgh... Do Royal Mile pubs, then Grass Market, then pubic traingle, then a club Day 2: Through to Glasgow - do West End pub crawl, then off to a cheesy club. Day 3 - shiver n wretch
