Not premier league but if you read Fratton Park backwards you get Krap nott 'arf. Very apt if you ask me
Stampford Bridge should be The Bus Depot as they play 5 at the back and 2 defensive midfielders. Plus their striker lives in another country and plays footy with his mates at weekends.
West Ham - The Dildodrome Arsenal - Silent Disco Arena Stoke - The Walking Dead Inductee Centre Chelsea - BNP Reunion Hall