1. To make the kids more excited there should be HUNDREDS of gunnersauruses 2. At the start of every game, Theo MUST run the 100m. Fans predcit his time and whoever is closes in millionths of a second wins a free away ticket. 3. Arsene must do a speech about mental strength at the start of every game. 4. The team must perform an arsenal version of the haka at every game, which is like the all black one except half way through Szczesny has to shout "YEAH, I'M A ****ING BEAST" 5. Free Vuvuzela for every fan, free lessons for every member silver and above. 6. Random drummers situated around stadium. 7. Cheap Beer: People sing more when drunk, so reduce all beer at Arsenal to £1 a pint, and include a free one in the price of a ticket. 8. Half time shows, featuring Squillaci dancing to pounding techno. 9. At every away game, fans are encouraged to wear red hats, and randomly throw them onto the pitch. Also, £100 for every fan who can set off the sprinklers. 10. Every team that plays against us at the Emirates must be known as 'Barcelona' because that was the only time we had a decent atmosphere.
I like number 10 . Not true though, against teams like tottenham, man u and chelsea we are usually good.
Mr Samurai I think Arsene's speech should be made in the dressing room Or perhaps Stan could bring a team of cheerleaders over
