Stabby Clown Wid Ye?

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You'd think butter wouldn't melt but you'd be wrong. Very wrong.

 

I've seen butter melt lots of times.

 

Getting closer to the Wid Ye thread concept.

 

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http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/02/mum-obsessed-male-sacrifice-stabbed-boyfriend-sex-clown-make-7514586/

Dressed up like a clown to scare her boyfriend and then tied him up and stabbed him. Wid, I'm not scared of clowns.

 

Ah wid

 

Custard pie right in the face from this carny.

 

I'd be the ring master in that relationship, she'd get a shot of my human cannon etc.

 

Currently reading IT

Still wid

 

She likes her meat

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@monacoger holding the sign

 

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@Micko sort this out!!!

 

I'd give her my big top.

And try not to fall asleep in the same house as her.

 

I'm not even jesting when I say that that sounds like a porno I once caught my grandparents watching

 

When you shove it up your boyfriend's bourneville boulevard one suspects.

 

No, when I spread it between your ex-wife's humongous arse cheeks before plunging my 12 inches of pork sausage into her quivering farter.

 

quorn you mean, Tarquin.

silly nincompoop.

 

Either way, she loves a bit of man sausage up her ****ter. Black pudding too, I hear.

 

She does not have a black pudding.

 

Guise, let's not turn a thread about a wee pumpable psycho into an episode of Masterchef ...