Squirt

Can all burds do this? I think they can but one of my mates (who's a burd) says they can't. I've got healing hands mind.

 

Get to **** Chapper

 

Aww ffs...here we go again. I'm one of the new guys Toby. Nice to meet you.

 

Come again?

 

Interesting question, to which I don't know the answer. But, ye know, am willing to give it a right good go at finding out.

When would be convenient for yer female pal?

 

I shall find out at the earliest opportunity, coocaddens underpass should be good for her.

 

What we really need is a lubrication engineer to answer the question.

But where oh where would we find one of those around here?

 

I think there is one but he's a mutant virgin *****, he won't be able to help

 

Not wi the burnt sausage coupon he's got. So yer probably right.

 

I did get a lady to squirt into a wine glass once and then drank it . Tasted like celery and was a tad cloudy if truth be told .

 

Did you cut her throat?

 

Good effort sir

 

Not until I had finished with her . Three weeks hanging upside down in my coal bunker and she was no use to no **** . Not even you my friend .

 

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It was diarrhoea.

 

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No it wasn't . That was the next day . This is why I only ever did it once .

 

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How the **** did I miss it ...