QPR's latest edition to their ever changing squad made a quick appearance for the hoops during today's clash with Everton. The squirrel appeared for the blues from around the 30 minute mark and even helped them cross the line. Several ITK's such as 'Cerny Berny' and 'Bobmid' have failed to pick up on the latest nutty rumors that the squirrel is set to sign a 3 year deal with the R's. In an interview the squirrel declined to comment regarding his transfer deal, however he added 'that friend ref was f****ng awful, worse one I've seen for a long time' Before further questions could be asked the squirrel had ran up a tree, its thought Fernandes is still trying to convince him to come down by offering the player £80,000 a week or equivalent value in nuts
They're currently arguing over 'Image rights', he's got a sponsor and is introducing this new training regime... [video=youtube;aY9GBl7UmVs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY9GBl7UmVs[/video]
Latest (from Cerny rumour); Squirrel has turned down latest offer from Philip Beard; Squirrel has been quoted as saying "you offer peanuts you get monkeys' NOT Squirrels!!! My agent will wait on Philip to come back with an improved offer."
