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Squatting a criminal offence as of Saturday

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Tina will be gutted.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Nah, it's Nigelshire and Taffy land only.
     
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  4. Trypsin-1

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    Bit harsh, it's not like they're there when the familys at dinner an all!
     
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  5. gas

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    Looks like a load of your kin will be returning to bonnie Scotland :D
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    hitler had a final soloution
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    So if you don't stop living in an abandoned shell of a property we will put you in a large complex with your own bed, showering facilities, 3 meals a day, use of a gym, hdtv and playstation

    Don't forget the drugs
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

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    a lot of the time squatters actually take better care of the building than the owners do. we always hear the horror stories of the guy who was in hospital for a month and some anarchists moved in and shat in his loft but there are loads of cases where squatters move in to an abandoned building and fix it up a bit so its liveable.
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    You send us back our homeless and we'll send you back the likes of ER.

    <onlyonewinnerandit'snotengland>
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    I feel disgustingly left wing after that. I need to wash.
     
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  11. David Nalbandian's Rancid Dungbox

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    i squat when doing a **** outside , is that now agenst the law
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    Next you'll be backing civil servants striking and demanding teachers get better pay.
     
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  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    you are fooling your self old man. civil servants are leeches and teachers get too many holidays to deserve better pay.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You squat when ye piss, gay boy. Allegedly.
     
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  15. gas

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    No deal. We'd rather put up with a load of benefit scrounging, soap dodging anarcists <ok>
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

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    This was always going to happen once they started moving into places in Kensington and Chelsea.
    Can't piss off the ultra-rich without consequences.
     
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  17. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Tried tagging you ****
     
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