Down the pavvy tomorrow at 7pm. Im ****in hard as **** but so I do not expect you soft southern ****ters to turn up. ****s one and all. Be there or be circular. ****wits.
No just young boys dungers ***** glory hunting **** from the worlds most twee Capitol City imagineable. Ock Alisdair, would you like a wee suppy Scotch Broth and some oatcakes. All that hagii chasing has left you scunnered laddie.
I'm going to be in England for the next few days or me and my dong would be throwing our hat in the ring, so to speak.