WHL is already the best stadium for atmosphere, we all know that. But wouldn't it be good if everyone knew the songs, not just the people lucky enough to be season ticket holders? So, post your songs (with the tune) here: Thanks to all who have provided songs. I don't deserve credit (or blame) for any of them General <drumbeat drumbeat .....> YIDS! (chant) Yid army! Yid army! <repeat> (chant) Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur And the Spurs go marching on <there are more verses to this i believe> We are Tottenham, we are Tottenham Super Tottenham, from the Lane We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham We are Tottenham, from the Lane (chant) Oh when the Spurs, go marching in Oh when the Spurs, go marching in I wanna be in that number Oh when the Spurs go marching in (when the saints to marching in) Paxton, give us a song, Paxton, Paxton, give us a song! We're the Paaaaark Lane, We're the Paaaaark Lane, We're the Park Lane Tott-en-ham! We're the Sheeeeelf Side, We're the Sheeeeelf Side, We're the Shelf Side Tott-en-ham! Ledley King Oh Ledley, Ledley, he's only got one knee, he's better than John Terry, Oh Ledley, Ledley (tune???) You can stick Sol Campbell up your ars*, You can stick Sol Campbell up your ars*, you can stick Sol Campbell, stick Sol Campbell, stick Sol Campbell up your ars*. Because we've got Ledley at the back (sometimes!), saying we got Ledley at the back (sometimes!) saying we got Ledley, we got Ledley, we got Ledley at the back! (sometimes!) Harry Redknapp Harry Redknapp's blue and white army (tune??) Rafa Van Der Vaart Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart RAFA VAN DER VAART NANANANANANANAAAA Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart RAFA VAN DER VAART NANANANANANANAAAA His Missus is a model He's just as good as Hoddle He's better than Chris Waddle It's Rafaa Van Der Vaaart do do do dooo *Click* *Click* (addams family) Luka Modric NANANA NANANA HEEEEEEEY Luka Modric Jermain Defoe Jermain Defoe, he's a yido <repeat>. (Not sure the name of the tune) Roman Pavlychenko Super, super Pav, super super Pav, super super Pav, super Pavlychenko (not sure of name of tune) Tom Huddlestone Oh tommy tommy, tommy tommy tommy tommy huddlestone (to the tune of 'oh teddy teddy', whatever that really is) Gareth Bale Boom Boom Boom, let me hear you say Bale, Bale!! (boom boom boom - outhere brothers) Gaaareth Bale! Gaaareth Bale! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was born to play for Spurs! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was born to play for Spurs! (tune???) Bale bale bale bale <repeat> (not really tuneful, just chanting) Heurelho Gomes Heurelho Gomes You are the love of my life Heurelho Gomes I'd let you shag my wife Heurelho Gomes I wish she was Brazilian too ('i love you baby' - ???) ('can't take my eyes off of you tune' -???) <which one is it?> Sandro Saaaandro, there's only one Sandro. (tune???) Scott Parker Super, Super Scott, Super, Super Scott, Super, Super Scott, Super Scotty Parker! (same as Pav) Benoit Assou-Ekotto Beeeeeenoit Assouuuu Ekoooooooto! (Same tune as the white stripes song) Michael Dawson One Michael Dawson, there's only one Michael Dawson. Aaron Lennon One Aaron Lennon, there's only one Aaron Lennon Danny Rose Danny, Danny Roooooooooose Danny, Danny Rooooooooooose! (daddy cool tune) Younes Kaboul Kaboul! Kaboul! Kaboul is on fire! (the roof is on fire tune) Kyle Walker England's Number 2, England's England's Number 2. What's that coming up from the back is it Kyle Walker, is it Kyle Walker? (What's that Coming over the Hill is it a monster?) Jake Livermore "Livermoooore, Livermooooore!!" repeatedly, in the same way Liverpool fans chant/sing "Liverpool, Liverpool" Opposition We pay your benefits! We pay your benefits! (tune/chant???) Sign on, sign on, with a pen, in your hand, and you'll neeeeever get a job! You'll neeeeeeeeeever get a job! (never walk alone remix!) When the ball hits your head and your sat in row Z it's Zamoraaaa! (That's amore tune) Sh*t Aaron Lennon, you're just a sh*t Aaron Lennon! (to Walcott) Campbell loves Barrymore! Campbell loves Barrymore! (oldies) - Please say if any of these are still sung and i'll move 'em. Fat Eddie Murphy! You're just a fat Eddie Murphy! (at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink) Fat Annie Lennox! You're just a fat Annie Lennox (at Dean Ashton) She said no Dickov, she said noooo (to the tune of cumbaya) You let your country down (to Barry. And also Terry, Lampard, Gerrard and Green et al) Dawson for england Self defence, you're having a laugh and You're supposed to be in jail (to our favourite Stevie) Di-dier Zo-kora, Do, Do ,Doooooo! Di-dier Zo-kora, Do, Do ,Doooooo! - The let's all do the conga tune. Number ooooone, was Robbie Keane and number twwwooo, was Robbie Keane Number threeeee was Robbie Keane and number fooouur, was Robbie Keane etc. up to 11 We all dream of a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes. (surely this could be rehashed for someone current?) Please add more, and fill in tune details for my ones!
He's got an annoying name to fit into rhyme. I'm a bit disappointed nothing more inventive was done with 'Bale', but i can't see his changing now What is the King song about him only having 1 knee and being better than Terry(??) ?
Even if he's on the way out the Gomes one is still ace. I'm led to believe it originated from Bolton away in an FA Cup replay on Valentines Day, when "You can stick red roses up your arse" was also born. To the tune of "I love you baby", or whatever it's called... Heurelho Gomes You are the love of my life Heurelho Gomes I'd let you shag my wife Heurelho Gomes I wish she was Brazilian too I loved when he'd found out what we were singing and he'd turn around and tell us off when we sung the wife line. Just a shame he's useless really.
There was Boom Boom let me here you say Bale, BAAALLEE but I hated that and fortunately other Spurs fans agreed and it never caught on.
I've always wondered what the thing about Gomes and 'my wife' was from the 606 days. Now i know. Keep 'em coming!
Saaaandro, there's only one Sandro. Super, Super Scott, Super, Super Scott, Super, Super Scott, Super Scotty Parker! (same applies to Pav) Beeeeeenoit Assouuuu Ekoooooooto! (Same tune as the white stripes song) Oh Ledley, Ledley, he's only got one knee, he's better than John Terry, Oh Ledley, Ledley You can stick Sol Campbell up your ars*, You can stick Sol Campbell up your ars*, you can stick Sol Campbell, stick Sol Campbell, stick Sol Campbell up your ars*. Because we've got Ledley at the back (sometimes!), saying we got Ledley at the back (sometimes!) saying we got Ledley, we got Ledley, we got Ledley at the back! (sometimes!) Say boom, boom, booooooom, let me you hear you say Bale! Baaaaaaalllee! One Michael Dawson, there's only one Michael Dawson. (same applies for Lennon) Jermain Defoe, he's a yido! Jermain Defoe, he's a yido! Danny, Danny Roooooooooose Danny, Danny Rooooooooooose! (daddy cool tune) In his first stint, we used to sing to Kaboul - Kaboul! Kaboul! Kaboul is on fire! (the roof is on fire tune) Not heard it since he came back from Pompey. I love you Gomes, you are the love of my love, I love you Gomes, I'll let you shag my wife, I love you Gomes, I wish I was Brazilian tooooooo! (can't take my eyes off of you tune) They're what I can think of for the moment, I'm sure more will pop into my mind.
There's also been some good ones we've sung at oppositions fans/ players. We pay your benefits! We pay your benefits! Sign on, sign on, with a pen, in your hand, and you'll neeeeever get a job! You'll neeeeeeeeeever get a job! - (never walk alone remix!) When the ball hits your head and your sat in row Z it's Zamoraaaa! - (That's amore tune) Sh*t Aaron Lennon, you're just a sh*t Aaron Lennon! - (to Walcott) Campbell loves Barrymore! Campbell loves Barrymore! (old ones) - Fat Eddie Murphy! You're just a fat Eddie Murphy! (at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink) & Fat Annie Lennox! You're just a fat Annie Lennox (at Dean Ashton)
There's: Paxton, give us a song, Paxton, Paxton, give us a song! To also add there's the Park Lane/ Shelf Side song: We're the Paaaaark Lane, We're the Paaaaark Lane, We're the Park Lane Tott-en-ham! We're the Sheeeeelf Side, We're the Sheeeeelf Side, We're the Shelf Side Tott-en-ham! (repeat 3 times then exeryone shouts Yido across the stands)
I'd totally forgotten about that Kaboul one. Dawson for England was a regular one two years ago. Shame it died out really. You let your country down to Barry was good last year. "She said no Dickov, she said noooo" to the tune of cumbaya is probably my favourite, even though I wasn't there when it was sung.
Was it because we all realised we'd rather have our players fresh, raring to go and uninjured than have them play for their country?
Kyle Walker: England's Number 2, England's England's Number 2. What's that coming up from the back is it Kyle Walker, is it Kyle Walker? (To tune of What's that Coming over the Hill is it a monster?)
Probably but he visibly appreciated it, at the time atleast. I remember when Player of the Year was getting announced on the last game of the season and everyone was sining it before he was announced as the winner. Would've been awkward if Luka had won it
