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Spuds Headline Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, May 15, 2016.

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And the winner could be?

Poll closed May 22, 2016.
  1. Wij not play like that all season? - Bart

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  2. Champion(ship) League Title beckons for Rafa. - Sebb

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  3. "It's like having a wife..." - Horny Mag

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  4. Spuds mashed by rafa's magical magpies - Chippy

    16.7%
  5. Newcastle win 3 pointless points - Pantsy OR Ha'way the Magpies - Oh God

    16.7%
  6. Thousands of hoarse Geordies sucker punch Spurs - Just No

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  7. Spuds off the boil in final match - Whitey

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  8. Toon little Toon late for Newcastle. - Scouse Biscuit

    33.3%
  9. Flogged on the Tyne - Dungeon M

    16.7%
  10. Harry Kane`t Score.!! - Turkey OR Hot(Spurs) Cooled Down By Rampant Geordies - Heed

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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Yet again we find the need to find that winning Headline after another losing performance...

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    Actually, no. It was a winning performance with a degree of aplomb but yet another performance that defies words and the responsibility of summing it up in one stand out Headline falls upon you. Remember this is the Headline not the article. Can you sum up the Toon's performance in one succinct punchy Headline. Let's find out.

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    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Wednesday 18/05/16
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Wij not play like that all season?
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Champion(ship) League Title beckons for Rafa.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "It's like having a wife..." <whistle>
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Spuds mashed by rafa's magical magpies
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Spuds Peelin' and a Beelin'
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    Newcastle win 3 pointless points
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Thousands of hoarse Geordies sucker punch Spurs
     
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    Spuds off the boil in final match
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Toon little Toon late for Newcastle.
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Flogged on the Tyne
     
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  12. LiamO

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    Harry Kane`t Score.!!
     
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  13. LiamO

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    Toon little, Toon Late.!!
     
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  14. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Spuds sliced open and mashed. They have had their chips.! Rafa is a cod!!
     
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  15. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Spurs finish under the "ARSE".!!
     
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  16. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Rafa the Cod puts the Spuds in their Plaice.!!
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    FFS <doh>
     
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  18. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Message of the day.. "Always read the previous posts, or you end up looking like a right ****ing bell-end.!!"

    Sorry.... Got caught up in the moment of making, what i thought, was a wonderful unique pun..

    How wrong i was... Dipshit I am....
     
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  19. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Ha'way the Magpies

    One for sorrow,
    Two for joy,
    Three for a girl,
    Four for a boy,
    Five for silver, bronze <badger>
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Not a good call <laugh>
     
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